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>>11580389
The thought of putting my penis into a butt is gross and always turns me off. But these delicate looking fembois are pleasing to look at sometimes. What really turns me on is when a girl is into it and we can fool around while looking at kinky stuff.

Not bi, never done stuff with a guy, just saying the fantasy is fun to look at. Same way I love watching Squid Game but would never want to be in that situation, and think it should be condemned if done for real.

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>>11580385
I'll give you a superior version of Cloud.

>>11581936
Also not retro

>>11579564
>unironically shitting on Big the Cat
It's the best part of that shitty game. Not my fault you've been told to hate them by reddit and youtube ecelebs

>>11580357
Or you know, because proper writing requires double spacing after every paragraph. I know they don't teach this in mutt schools, but come on.

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For me, it's Dragon Age: Origins. As a kid I was a big fan of BG2: SoA. I loved the custom party creation and the full control over my 6-man party. DA:O was supposed to be a "spiritual successor" to BG2 and it was being made by the "same" studio. Totally disappointed when I get into the game and I find out I can't create a custom party, I can't fully control the units I do have and their AI scripts are literally gatekept behind behind levels. They don't even let you freely customize your party's scripts, they make you choose between class skills and AI scripts. Utter trash. Kept playing for a bit just to see if there was something I was missing. Nope. Just trash. Put it down and never looked back.

>>11573120
All of them are the top all Star Wars games of all time :-)

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>>11576795
FINAL FUTA FAP!!!!

>>11579590
>Leh totes mcgoats not leh butthurt
>Leh will totes mc pee wee anal show that by leh shitting blood from rectum cancer over leh thread
>Btw leh way, chinks are leh bad, even tho they bundle sd cards with leh thousands of leh copywrited goymes without giving leh fuck
I can FEEL the wet brap coming from this post. Skid liquid dripping down to my asscheek and I gotta say, you need to shower more.

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>>11578518
>8bitdo

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Does anyone have a save of Final Fantasy VI that's mostly complete, aside from Kefka's Tower never being entered?
A save right when World of Ruin is starting would be a good substitute, too, if that's unavailable.

I lost my save somewhere. I was emulating the GBA version that was patched with the audio issue fixups. So a save of the GBA version would be best. I had some other optional things left to do, but I did the majority of things for sure, and was ready to tackle Kefka's Tower.

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Is GTA 5 the most influential retro game of all time? (Zoomer here btw)

>>11574879
>a thread died for this

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The 7th Gen question needs to be answered soon. It was 5 years ago that 6th gen was allowed and at that point the 6th gen consoles were around 20 years old. This year, the 7th gen consoles reach that mark as well and it’s only a matter of time. We need an announcement that either adds them to /vr/ or splits /vr/ all together

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This is Miura Jun, he's a manga artist. In the gaming community he's famous for being the person who coined the term "Kusoge"

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>>11573495
>>11573549
>>11573575
What part of "You yanks" did you not understand? I even signed that same post stating I'm a third worlder ffs.
Hahaha, oh wow.
>kamala troon
I couldn't care less about your Hollywood politics, it's funny as hell. I'm just mad it affects my chinkshit consumerism.
Wtf do they put in your burgers and running water? Imbeciles.

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https://strawpoll.com/Qrgew3Wmjyp

Curious to see what the breakdown is here.

>>11571302
reddit game

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I'm looking for an old Game Maker game from 2003/2004-ish, but can't remember what it was called; it was a metroidvania-styled platformer where you get upgrades that allow you to reach new areas, and the main character was just a stick figure. I think the ending of the game was a timed escape sequence too.

No, it wasn't N+, it was a Game Maker game.

Anyone know this game / have it?

>>11571680
man all the games with 64 in their name fucking sucked
>Slopman 64
>Cuckoldvania 64
>Bing Bing Wahoo 64
>Coom 64
it's not a coincidence OoT (one of the few decent games on that failure of a console) did not have 64 in the title

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Not sure how retro this is… But this is the second best 2D Mario game ONLY behind super Mario world

>>11568365
Nocap fr strait bussin rizzfiend

>>11196556
Banning anyone saying anything positive about Halo.

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Only reason.

>>11195571
>it has actually platforming
good morning

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>"GUUUUYS CHECK OUT THIS COOL PS1 STYLE HORROR GAME!!!!! IT TAKES PLACE AT A GAS STATION AND THE CHARATERS ARE SOOOO UNCANNY AND CREEPY! THEY REMIND ME OF RESIDENT EVIL!!! THE KILLERS REALLY SCARY TOO AND ITS JUMPSCARE IS SOOOO LOUD THAT I HAVE TO TAKE MY HEADPHONES OFF!!! ITS SUCH A GOOD NEVER DONE BEFORE GENRE GAME EVER!!!!!"

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'sup my fellow crt sisters!

>>11193235
>The UK government's Department for Education reported in 2006 that 47% of school children left school at age 16 without having achieved a basic level in functional mathematics, and 42% fail to achieve a basic level of functional English.
It is how it is

>>11192005

dilate lol

>>11191606
Guck fooks

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>>11192317
not when your trying to play a pokemon game O_o

>>11183982
Sucks to speak a language that doesn't have any proper impersonal pronouns. But what can one do?
Btw, "they" has been in use since way long before your brainfried poltard brain started getting irritated by it.

>>11177590
If you want don't include PT than yes. Shattered Memory was decent, but honestly you're better off just playing the original PS1 game since it's way creepier and atmospheric.

WHY CANT LAMMY BE MY GF DEAR GOD WHY
IM DONT EVEN WANT TO FUCK HER IM NOT A FURRY I JUST WANT TO LOVE HER AND SUPPORT HER EVERY DAY I FUCKING WITHER IN PAIN AND IT WAS NOT UNTIL THIS DAY I KNEW THE CRIPPLING LACK WAS DUE TO THE ABSENCE OF THIS CUTE LAMB GUITARIST I WANT TO BE HER EVER SUPPORTIVE BOYFRIEND WHEN SHE COMES HOME FROM CONCERTS EXHAUSTED BEYOND BELIEF ILL TAKE CARE OF HER AND HAVE SPAGHETTI READY THAT I HAD BEEN PREPARING FOR HOURS AND GETTING JUST RIGHT SO THAT THE ACCUMULATIVE DETAILS WILL BLUR INTO AN UNEQUIVOCALLY PLEASANT EXPERIENCE FOR MY MOST BELOVED LAMB GF I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT THIS HAPPENING I CANT BEAR TO SURVIVE UNTIL SHES IN MY ARMS EVERY NIGHT AND WE BRING HEAVEN UNTO THIS EARTH
IM SORRY TO DO THIS ON A /VR/ THREAD BUT I HAVE NOWHERE ELSE TO AIR MY DESIRES IVE HAD DREAMS THE PAST FOUR DAYS ABOUT THIS EVER SINCE THIS THREAD POPPED UP AND I SAW HER MOST HUMAN FACE, IT REMINDED ME OF WHEN I WAS LIKE SEVEN OR EIGHT PLAYING MY DADS PLAYSTATION AND PLAYING THIS GAME AND IT SEEMED LIKE EVERY GIRL I EVER MET AFTER THAT JUST WASNT THE SAME, LIKE MY PERCEPTION HAD BEEN ETERNALLY ALTERED BY THIS PILLAR OF HUMANITY THAT COULD ONLY EXIST IN FICTION, FOR A WHILE I THOUGHT I WAS GAY BUT I'VE REALIZED IM JUST EMPTY AND I NEVER REALIZED MY REAL LOVE WAS RIGHT THERE ALL ALONG AND IT HURTS SO MUCH THAT THIS HAS BEEN BUBBLING FOR SO LONG AND THAT ILL NEVER BE ABLE TO MAKE HER REAL

>>11179271
Why do you think America has no borders? Ego boost for all those women

Except for you

XD XD XD

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How do I stop shidding,pissing n' crying when I'm sent back to the title screen? It stinks!

>>11178220
Have you ever been on a college campus? They believe american intervention in the middle east is covert Israeli imperialism. The idea America serves Israeli geopolitical interests in the middle east originates with left wingers in the 1970s. And the reason (you) think the same is because modern society is so thoroughly subverted by cold war era Bolshevik agitprop that even "right wingers" operate in the framework that said Bolsheviks set out for them. You are incapable of thinking outside of the leftist-defined paradigm, all you can do is try and find right wing justifications for left wing talking points, but at the end of the day you continue to ratchet society ever leftwards.

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Remember this: they hate us.

They hate gamers.

They hate gaming.

They hate games.

And we will NOT let them win.

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Let's take a review of bioshock
https://youtu.be/BDFCVOB-RLU?t=1028
Yes classic game
>Bioshock is a survival horror
NOOOOO!

GOD! Please NOOOOO!
Literally me
https://youtu.be/umDr0mPuyQc

What the living fuck! Why are all reviewers this retarded to brainwash zoomers. There is literally nothing survival horror about bioshock.

These youtubers literally take every occasion to spam zoomer bait.
>It is le spooky (Five nights at freddy)
>It is a survival horrors game
I hate this. I hate this so mutch.

How the fuck can someone think bioshock. A game where you literally respawn and can literally win the game by literally only using the basic weapon like a idiot and respowning is survival horror.

>The surroundings look le spooky so therefore it is survival horror.
I want to genocide these people.

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>>11175524
>LE Internet is......LE DEAD!!!!

>>11173331
They’re still like this. Nothing has changed. If it’s not soccer shit, racing or some brainless shooter slop then the average inbred angloid wants nothing to do with it. That cursed island is where good taste/genes go to die.

braindead zoomers should be lobotomized or better yet turned into lil trannies, who am i kidding they already are.

>men are on average taller than women
>but I know a woman who is 6' tall!

Like arguing with the weaker sex. You people are retarded. Nobody cares about your anecdote.

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not a single person mentioned the best game ever, sadge.

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>>11167117
I have no idea why 4 has been so grossly overhyped for so many years. I think lots of people are starting to see through the hype so the general consensus on the game is a lot more accurate now.

>>11171580
the sequel feels meta, like "hey guys remember how fun the first game was? yeah lets remember that while playing a game that is not fun"

kill yoursel, helen lovejoy/jack thompson
Also, troll threads are cancer and against >>>/global/rules/3
OP is a faggot.
Do your part to help purge this board of lawless youtube/reddit immigrant subhumans like him who are under the delusion that all of 4chan (instead of just the designated shitposting playpens like /b/, /trash/, /bant/, etc.) is a toilet by reporting this thread en masse.
Here's a link so you don't have to scroll up to the top of the page.
https://sys.4chan.org/vr/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=11173414

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I recently remembered this existed and holy fuck the absolute garbage that pollutes these lists and the writing of the game descriptions makes me wonder why the fuck I ever took this website and its posters seriously.

>>11168936
iirc the only bad thing in 2 is that theres some gay couple and you gotta go in their minds and see the gay scenes. Only played it once tho so idr if theres more dumb shit like that.

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look at his hair 10 years ago and now
It might be an actor or absolutely someone linked to CIA
how come these guys never bankrupt?

>>11166564
Not necessarily, the gringos will yank her chain if she steps out of line but we have our own problems with cartels running unfettered.

>>11169516
just go back to plebbit

>>11166324
damn, of all places in latam I thought chile would be the last to fall, here's the same shit with narcos and migrants, and a ton of foreigners buying land and property also; we have little haitians tho

funnily enough, my gf loves that "weas con musica" song about an haitian asking for "race discount" to a chilean ("chilen maricon, racistaaa"). It was all written in the wall, and we thought it was just memes and fun

>>11160939
>open up the wireless thingie in pokemon bw in emulator
>game is now permanently fucked

>>11166441
the only one with muscle that interacts with the female and doesnt do the onions face

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I want to him to stare deep into my eyes while he licks between my toes

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>11160215

>>11160269
I dont think all japs are soulless bugmen just the ones who like DQ, no one with critical thinking has taste this bad.

no its legitimate garbage, and this is coming from someone who slogged through almost a hundred hours on it because im mentally ill

problem is, the rest of the series isnt much better. The series is only popular in japan because right place right time and its designed for soulless bug people.

not retro
sage

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>>11150094

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>>11130920

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>>11155295
>>11156901
>RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE *FLINGS SHIT, STONES, AND DIRT PILES LIKE AN ENRAGED MONKEY OR GIBBON*

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>mfw i'm not (You) and will never be a jancel

>>11154329
Okay, yuronigger, you have the hardest game. But it's fucking garbage. At least make fun of Sega with me.

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>>11154357

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>>11152784
didn't he die by his own hand?

>>11153586
Nah, Eternal and Serious Sam are fucking great as Turok 2
Now >>>/v/ where you belong

>>11151094
The west is still stuck in the christcuckery prude phase. Give it 10 more years as paganism continues to rise and the natural human body will be less demonized.

>>11151451
>Give it 10 more years as paganism continues to rise and the natural human body will be less demonized.

the only thing rising are Muslim pigs...
sadly... They are ten times worse than christcucks

>unironic doom 3, hl2, gaylo, other 00's fps threads
/vr/ is dead

>>11139749
>no. it is impossible to criticize Donald Trump LOL
but what if for example I call him an unhealthy 235 pound fatso? My criticism is automatically "invalid" so you're forced to perform a mental gymnastic to pretend he's a healthy 135 pound gymfag now? Grow up out of your own fucktarded TDS Sonic

Acceptable fps to like: Doom, Quake, Unreal, Duke, Blood, Shadow Warrior, Dark Forces, Marathon, Cybermage, Strife, Hexen, Heretic, Sin, Shogo

Unacceptable: Half Life, COD, Halo, Nu Doom, Nu Wolfenstein, Serious Sam, Goldeneye, Timesplitters, FEAR, Perfect Dark, Overwatch, Counter Strike, Battlefield, MOH

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>>11147630

why did he have to jk rowling his shit up, didn't he know the future would blow it up to be the image of the series. Dipshit gook. Any remake from here on will be a guaranteed embarrassment

>>11144752
For me it's
Batman: Arkham Asylum
DeathSmiles
Dragon's Crown (already on Vita natively)
Rayman Legends (same as above)
Rayman Origins
Scott Pilgrim: The Game
SEGA All-Stars Racing
SEGA All-Stars Racing Transformed
Sonic Unleashed
Sonic Generations
Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions

Blur is good too though. Aside from that most of the good stuff we can already emulate

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SegaCHADs, we won...

>>11137949
>game with characters
:|
>game with cardboard cutouts
:O

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what retro game youtubers do you trust and enjoy watching?

>>11143821
>>11143825
imagine deleting this kino

>>11143476
No you’re right, a 3D Pokemon RPG during poke mania would have been fucking horrible and no one would have bought it. In fact it wouldn’t move N64 consoles by itself or wind up as a console pack in. You win, it was a stupid idea.

>>11141234
I was born in 2010

>>11143249
They love gaylo and 00's fps

Auster kun agrees with me

>>11142913
watch out, grandpa mods are gonna tell you this is an unacceptable fps game to enjoy. But yeah, I was surprised too. Unrelenting intensity the whole way through.

>>11142981
oh silly me, they're already here kek

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I know it can't do ps2 and some snes, n64 wasn't ever gonna be good enough either. I really like mine and consider it retro as well. Do you consider portability for your retro games? If we go by the definition of the sticky, a deck should be able to play them all. Do you like having your games with you playable easily? Even a phone of moderately modern design should play them all now that I think of it.

>>11141745
>isn't
dyslexic faggot lmao
>GO PLAY QUAKE LIVE
ywnbaw

>>11137805
>reddit
zoom zoom

>>11139909
>>11140002
Men who play female characters in games are opening themselves up to infection by the tranny virus. The very act of stepping into a woman's shoes rots away the integrity of the masculine spirit.
Not every man who plays as a woman will become trans, but every tranny once played as a woman. There is a growing body of research that suggests that men who enjoy playing female characters (especially those that can be dressed up,) have a higher chance of transgenderism later in life, especially if their own sexual needs are not met by a certain age. This percentage increases the long the man's sex drive remains frustrated.
Eventually, rather than simply seeing the female avatar as apart from oneself, the man begins to entertain the idea of fusing with the avatar. He begins to wonder what it would be like to wear her clothes, speak with her voice. This deepening of the imaginative tendency hits a cascade point, after which transgenderism is all but assured.
This is, unironically, one of the reasons why there are so many gays in fighting game communities.

>>11136457
custom vr missions is what I've always wanted.

Also, you could do a ninja game by utilizing assets from the ninja mode

>>11139213
it crumbled due to troons just like this site
>>11139304
these worthless eunuchs ruin every website because they're literally online for 18 hours per day. nobody can keep up with them. they also care about petty garbage that nobody else had the time to give a fuck about, so they moderate every site for free and feel important.
>>11138423
shut the fuck up faggot. the site was killed from within because the admin was a boomer who didn't want to deal with nonstop 24/7 troon drama intruding into his normal life.

1 guy ddosing them a full year ago didn't permakill a 20 year old site. fucking retard

>>11129494
Built for BWC

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It's been four years when is 7th gen going to be considered retro

>Xbox release date: November 2001
>Xbox 360 release date: November 2005

Not even baiting, the PSP is basically ancient tech at this point too.

>>11134783
Ah yes, that thing I used to take dick pics with in middle school. The idea of a digital camera was wild at the time. I think it had a space invaders type game on there.

>>11135120
https://www.olliers.com/news/can-my-child-be-prosecuted-for-sending-indecent-images-of-themselves/
https://srclawgroup.com/criminal-defense/sex-crimes/child-pornography-criminal-charges/teens-charged-with-child-pornography/

Yer a felon, anon.

>>11134771
>white fat retards
White?

>>11128951
>have did
Would you have did that before or after stealing a TV from Target and watching the b-ball game, Jonquell?

>>11131431
>divorced
My family didn’t fall for the kike brainwashing.

>Reddit: the game
Go back.

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Rhetoric on this subject has gotten soft as of late, so it's good to re-establish the rules since SOMEONE has to gatekeep this shit.

1) If you didn't play on the hardest difficulty possible - assuming the option is available - then you didn't beat the game.
2) If you use cheats at any point, even if they were added by the developers, then you didn't beat the game.
3) If you rely on an exploit to farm lives, levels or items, and solely for that purpose, then you didn't beat the game.
4) If you ever so much as look at a strategy guide, walkthrough, youtube video, or even UHS, then you didn't beat the game.*
5) If you lose all lives - or enter any significant failure state - and continue anyways, then you didn't beat the game.
6) If you use in-game saves for anything other than to load progress in-between sessions, it is automatically savescumming and thus you didn't beat the game.
7) If a mechanic in a game explicitly exists as a crutch and is recognized as a crutch, then falling back on said crutch means you didn't beat the game.
8) If you have a 1cc or footage of yourself beating a game and don't post evidence when pressed about any of the above, then it is assumed you didn't beat the game.
9) If you try to argue about the semantics of "beating the game" and can't understand them implicitly, you're better off with a passive hobby like spectator sports.
10) If you think none of the above matters because "you had fun" then don't get mad when elitists rake you over the coals for being a casual bitch.

>*This is especially egregious since the majority of games were designed to be beaten by literal children, so relying on secondary sources is a sign of low intelligence and high time preference.

None of these are up for debate, and they are all irrefutable. You either internalize these rules or you remain a loser who views games as distractions instead of challenges.