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You meet up with Lois Lane-Kent in a motel outside of Metropolis. She arranged this discreet meeting place for the serious matter, far from the prying ears of The Daily Planet.
She is dressed in a black slip dress with delicate lace trim, and her hair cascades down her shoulders in loose waves. She greets you with an amicable smile. Her eyes gleam, but not with pride as usual. This time, it’s different, even though you can’t quite qualify it.

"Let’s put your investigation aside, Jay. Your natural hair color is beautiful and lush, you know. Pink is not a good hair color for you. I know you are mentally ill, probably because you were abused in childhood. But it’s time you stop this path of self-destruction and begin to heal."

Your childhood is not something you want to reminisce about. The abuse you suffered, it was too much. It broke you as a person, and you had to take drugs and adopt a new LGBT+ identity to forget all about it.

"I have heard you have a picture of me on your bedroom wall. Is that true?"

>"Yes, it’s true. You've always been an inspiration to me."
>"No, that’s not true. I'm not a pervert!"
>Write-in

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You, the players, are a team of ufologists and scientists who deciphered the coordinates of an alien pyramid from ancient texts, hidden deep beneath the Amazon rainforest. Every door inside is rigged with traps and secured by puzzles of increasing difficulty.

Now, you find yourselves in a deep, subterranean tunnel, carved from dirt and stone. Before you is a smooth, black door made from an unknown material, and inscribed on its surface is a mathematical puzzle in Ancient Egyptian. Beside the door, on the left, is a dial for entering numbers. Knowing how vicious aliens generally are, you expect that a single wrong answer could be fatal.

Namefagging and collaboration are encouraged.

[Inspired by >>6049211]

>Answer to the first puzzle:

Tranny spammer quest

Tranny spam

"Unff!" Urza grunted as you wrestled her to the ground. "Not bad human, your speed surprised me." Locking your lower back in place with her strong legs, she adds, "But if speed is all you got, you won't stay on top for long." Trying to dig her clawlike fingernails into your shoulders, she pulls you toward her face until you can feel her warm breath as she says, "And we're not stopping until I'M satisfied!"

"I'm drawing from a lifetime's supply of erotic energy so don't worry, I'll have more than enough endurance to handle you. Try to keep up." You banter back.

"We'll see how long you stay this cocky." She scoffs, but her fierceness lapses in a moan as you ramp up your efforts.

The intense ordeal lasts for hours, and you find yourself getting a mite annoyed at the orc tribe's hooting and hollering as they give unsolicited live commentary. It also strikes you as a questionable custom that even the small orclings feast their eyes on the torrid display. Urza struggles hard to get on top of you and regain dominance, but she's unsuccessful in the end. Thoroughly exhausted, Urza submits and acknowledges your human paladin supremacy.

You get a peculiar premonition as you finish, where the phrase "Title Unlocked: Orc Splitter" solidifies in your mind for a good few seconds before fading. What could it mean, you wonder. Urza meanwhile lies peacefully on the ground with a smile and vacant expression on her face.

Having regained his senses after being bonked on the head, Gnomeberg presents you with a medal for race-mixing, colonizing the orcs, and being of great service to his tribe. He also calls you a 'real mensch', whatever that means.

Urza, recognizing her womb has been fertilized by your superior human seed, pledges her undying loyalty to you, solidifying your rule over the tribe.

You ask your horse if he is proud of you. He neighs indifferently in response.

Now that that's settled, you've made a strong impression on the orc tribe. What will you do next:
> 1. All of this "exercise" has made you hungry again, so you'll order a feast.
> 2. You order the tribe to follow your example and give attention to their mates... in private. Striking down Azov and about a dozen of their warriors put a noticeable dent in their population.
> 3. You'll ask an elderly orc what brought them to these lands in the first place. Orcs haven't been common in your kingdom of late.
> 4. You'll get acquainted with the rest of the harem.
> 5. Ask Gnomeberg about the goods he was selling in the village.
> _

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looking for a video game, it's from the PSX1 platform, when I was a child I once bought a video game that came with 4 games in 1, of these games the one that made it difficult for me to play and advance was the one I'm looking for, Its setting is like a medieval type, in third person, you can buy weapons, spears, swords, etc., something I remember is that there were dungeons, in these there were enemies, in some there were bears that walked and in others bears that attacked, it was a game of type adventure but the controls and the menu and the inventory were somewhat complicated, at least for me at that time, I played this game but I don't remember its name, it's from PSX, help me see photos or videos and I'll tell you which one it is, there was as attack mode and defense mode for combat, please help

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should have posted the updates too

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Today is the day of the holiest and most important celebration of the Jews - where hundreds of babies will be ritually circumcised and Jewish elders will form orderly lines to suck out the blood from their cut penises.
The top Jewish Rabbis - David Lau and Yitzchak Yosef - have both traveled from Tel Aviv to New York City to take part in this holiest of rituals.
The highest ranked and most honored Zionists in America are also attending this event -
Jeffery Epstein (who faked his death to escape anti-Semitic persecution from the Goyim Amalek) has come out of the hiding to attend this holy ritual.
Harvey Weinstein was also granted parole from goyim jail on religious grounds to observe this very important Jewish tradition.
Jerry Seinfeld who publicly dated 15-year-olds during the height of his popularity also couldn't resist the call to suck on bloody baby penises.
And hundreds of other Zionist friends of Israel.
But suddenly this great celebration is interrupted by terrified cries: "Oy vey! It's anudda shoah!"
The rabbis gasp in horror.
Who could be so evil as to interrupt the holiest celebration of the Jews?
"No! It can't be!"
It's HIM! The great adversary has returned! Oy vey!

>> Play as Painter Jack
>> Play as Painter Jack's sidekick
>> Play as a Jewish pedophile running in terror
>> Write-in

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Long ago in a distant land, I, Jew, the child-raping merchant of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But, a foolish Austrian painter with a toothbrush mustache stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future where my evil is law. Now, the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Jew!

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My dk got erected after 9 days of no fap. Should i give up or control the precious liquid ?

>>6018094

“Wh-what?” you ask, hips still moving despite your confusion, unable to stop.

“Finish inside her.”

“Izzy, that’s—”

“Fill her up,” Izzy gasps, gripping and handful of Costella’s hair and mashing her face into her own sex when Costella attempts to turn around to see what’s happening. “Cum inside her. Don’t stop until you’ve emptied every single drop inside her, Tips.”

“Izzy, I—”

“EZREAL,” she almost shouts, through gritted teeth. “Keep going! Don’t! STOP!”

Costella's protestations turn into muffled wails as she twitches and around you and a wave of pleasure visibly convulses through your body. Your own orgasm is rapidly approaching. Your mind is going blank, unable to think of anything but culmination, release. And yet...

>Resist the urge
>Give in

>>5998954
WOW man, someone is mad af. chill nigga, we just playing, we cool we cool, I didn't know u was a virgin ma boy

i think they should have hot and steamy gay sex. who is the top between Ramirez and Heckler?

>>5989484
> Write-in
Oi Mate mate you come to Birmingham mate I'll fuckin bite your face off and shove it up your asshole you little dickhead, you little fucking knob. You were talking about the whispering maybe you should stop whispering yourself first you little fucking mommy's boy now shut your mouth and fuck off dickhead. You know something you little fucking muppet I'll tell you where I live, I live in FUCKING Birmingham, Smethwick, you little fucking bic-dickhead FIND OUT WHERE IT IS, YEAH. COME BIRMINGHAM and I'll BITE YOUR FUCKING FACE OFF. I WILL FUCK YOU UP DICKHEAD I WILL FUCK YOU UP YOU LITTLE KNOB YOU SENT ME THE FIRST MESSAGE. I'M A FUCKING BIG MAN YOU LITTLE FUCKING DICKHEAD. I'M COMING FOR YOU, BIG MAN SIX FOOT, BIG ASS STOCKY MAN, SO COME SMETHWICK, AND I'LL BITE YOUR FUCKING FACE OFF. YOU SENT ME THE FIRST MESSAGE, SO NEXT TIME CHECK YOUR MESSAGES YOURSELF YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD What did i fucking shout at you down the mic for, playing your fucking mouth, mate, to my bro man. You sent me a message first, yeah. I live in Smethwick Birmingham if you want to FUCKING brawl. COME down, Smethwick, ask for Danny G, I'LL COME OUT MY HOUSE, AND I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS! YOU LITTLE PRICK! HEAR WHAT I'M SAYING?! HEAR WHAT I'M, FUCKING SAYING?! COME BIRMINGHAM AND I WILL FUCK YOU UP, COME BIRMINGHAM NOW, AND I WILL FUCK YOU UP! I TOLD YOU WHERE I LIVE, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE I LIVE?! I LIVE IN FUCKING SMETHWICK, NOW COME, AND I'LL KILL YAH. What's my problem? What's my problem? You, is my fucking problem. Shut your fucking mouth I'LL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE AND I WILL COME AND FUCK YOU UP IN YOUR OWN HOUSE. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM GEEZER, I AM A FUCKING MONSTER. DON'T FUCK ME ABOUT AND I'LL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND I WILL FUCK YOU UP IN YOUR OWN HOUSE. I TOLD YOU WHERE I LIVE. COME TO MY HOUSE, SMETHWICK, COME TO MY HOUSE AND WE'LL SEE WHO KNOCKS WHO OUT MATE I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING FACE. SERIOUSLY MATE I'LL BREAK YOUR FACE, I WILL BREAK YOU OPEN, I SWEAR TO GOD YOU LITTLE PRICK. YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE 17 YOU LITTLE KNOBHEAD. I'VE GOT FUCKING KIDS OLDER THAN YOU MAN, I GOT KIDS THAT WILL FUCK YOU UP YOU DICKHEAD.

>>5988640
Fuck you cunt. He's been here since day one. If you're going to be a cunt you can see yourself out.

>>5988678
I'll beat your fucking ass, boy. How about YOU fuck off? I don't care about some day one bs. Talm bout some "day one." How about I spend one day in your momma pussy, bitch? Stupid-ass nigga.

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>>5988344
>>5988374

You ask for a blowjob (as any same man would do if they owned a cannibal harem or so you think). The bald cannibal girls lick their lips and tell you they're hungry and there was no food for them on the flight. You ponder are you really gonna put your cock inside the mouth of hungry cannibal girls whose teeth were filed into points? Looking down at your rock hard cock you know the answer. Yes yes you are.

Roll D100
<50 they bite off your dick and balls and eat them
>50 best blowjob of your life ngl

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>>5984738
Really? I haven't been on chan for a while.

>>5984696
where's my alien pony pussy Cochrane?

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Hi, could I ask you to fill in the questionnaire for the term paper? The questionnaire contains questions about the use of Chat GPT (+ some demographic questions in the introduction) and is anonymous.
Link to the questionnaire: https://forms.office.com/e/aP8heBtm86
The questions in the questionnaire are selected questions from the research Factors affecting performance expectancy and intentions to use ChatGPT: Using SmartPLS to advance an information technology acceptance framework (if anyone is interested https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S004016252400043X). You can switch the language to English in the top right corner . We are interested in how much people use Chat GPT, how it differs in the sample we survey, whether people are influenced by how their surroundings view the use of Chat GPT and so on. The sample should be about 1200 people, so hopefully it will have at least some value.
Thanks in advance

>>5969232
"why is dusty such a fag babu"

Alana was black-out drunk, but you never truly cared about human concepts like consent.
You carried her semi-conscious body to her bed, and then pulled down her pants, and then her panties.
Then you fucked her for hours, not bothering with a condom and making sure every drop of your white sperm found its way into her black belly.
"You should feel honored," you grin at the sleeping Alana, "that a lowly human like you had her inferior womb fertilized by the superior seed of a Viltrumite!"

>>How do you proceed?
>You increase your presence around Debbie and Mark, playing the role of the devoted family man to mislead suspicion.
>You visit Dupli-Kate, grooming her towards complete subservience.
>You shift your focus to other earth women—War Woman, Atom Eve, Olga, Amber Bennet—all are yours to conquer.
>You inform Donald that Aquarus is responsible for Martian Man's death.
>You locate and eliminate Allen the Alien.

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Hi there

I'm trying to find this person. I just need information on her just to talk to her parents about her scumming people for money.

I got interesting photos of her and a guy's she scammed!

>>5950988
Like I'm name fag just to fuck with you dumb cunts at this point. I hope other anons start too. Maybe that'll push you to fix the gene pool by killing yourself.

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>>5948108
You're a political prisoner who was subjected to horrific human experiments that fundamentally altered your biology. Now you seek to-
> live a normal life
> strike fear into the hearts of the same men that created you
> expose the atrocities of the regime and start a revolution
> write in

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Bertrand Russell is said to have studied Euclid's Elements, but do you know which version of the English translation was used there?

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You're Watkins, you have a cumbag.
You found it in the street one day, full of dried cum and random objects. You washed some of the cum crusts out of it and found glued with old cum an instruction manual inside. It says that every time you cum in your bag someone nearby dies.
You can choose who dies if you write the name of the person in toilet paper and place it inside your cumbag before you cum in it. Used in this manner, the cumbag has no range limit and you need only know the name and face of your victim.
You tried cumming in it while you were in school because you're a horny guy and your gym teacher had a heart attack and died. This thing is the real deal!
How will you use your wondrous powers?
> You will cum in your bag everyday, you don't care who dies
> You will write the names of criminals, you will be the cumgod of the new world
> You will hide your cumbag and never use it

>>5888868
not busy enough to post shotacon on /trash/ though
lmao

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Happy New BBC everyone.

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In my mind I am well, my body clean and my conscience unworried…

But my experiences, lived and heard, weigh heavy on me like a bilge filthy with flora. I'm sending this text-based message out using the ship's comm array while in transit so it can scatter it across the cosmic winds as we go without trace. I don't care if the Observer Authority gets their hands on this. They will not find me.

I am a salvor in the business of salvaging scrap, materiel and artefacts from Rhân-class wrecks and space-borne debris.

I am a Virtue-type of pattern homo-sapiens-alba.

I served in the Malbolge war.

I have seen things fantastical and horrible alike.

These are my stories.

These are my confessions.

Attached: a law-former found during the campaign on Snare in the Nan'Taiek system. Few, even among the Alba-corps, have ever seen one before.

>>5866980
>>[Write-in. Ask any question you like, as the Sith said.]
>[RAPE: I lunge at her and tear off her blouse. I pull out my erect member and rape her until cum comes out of my huge penis. she says, oh space senpai, please impregnate me and fill me with your white seed. as she says this, you shoot even more cum in her cervix, moaning with delight.]

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I may be a straight dude, but sometimes I think about meeting up with people on Grindr. Sometimes it's not about the destination, it's about the journey. This is a quest to find gay people looking to change their sinful ways.

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I'm Everybody's First Cousin
CLEAN: https://www.ancestry.com/invite-ui/accept?token=4iEz2hgy7btaDh9GKr7yM__bmXPKqW1qpAOxm_xz288=

And connections. And then I was like who don't we see. And I made another one fore serial killers, rapists, Anthony Weiner, Bill Clinton, Donald Trump here it all goes to Belarus so far, fucking russina spies all. https://www.ancestry.com/invite-ui/accept?token=G6UFadrQqz6sndFezjEj3oAxtICgV1KLhb2cCcNDDj4=

I assume you guys do Non-fiction here too? What you have to understand, Is Putin/Trump's Y chromosome is a virus. Souls it infects can't go to heaven. We had Genghis Khan kill MILLIONS trying to wipe it out. But its endgame time now.

>>5852214
>Handholded
HandHELD you disgusting ESL FUCK.
What a terrifyingly retarded sequence of words.
Never dare to try to communicate in my language again.

>>5808514
Normally I'd agree with you, but punk specifically, EXCLUSIVELY, has political connotations.
Cry harder or use different words.

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I am the one you know as trans spammer. I am responsible for -
>Trans Demon Lord's Harem: My Life as an Irresistible Succubus
>Transwoman Lawyer
>Trans Harem Space Freelancer Quest
>Transatlantic Quest
>Trans Champ Quest
I am bored and dropping all of them

Sage

To the faggot from Omaha: unironically kill yourself. You are a worthless lifeform. You should slither upon the very ground like the invertebrate you truly are.

To whoever reported me: stop sucking up my oxygen. You have no purpose and should look into assisted suicide. You have zero purpose otherwise and I do mean that with 1000% of every fiber of my being.

>>5779810
I would kill you IRL you fucking nigger. I'd gouge your fucking eyes out and laugh about it. I live in Omaha, come out here faggot. I'll chop you into fucking pieces.

>>5780688
>>Irina Hughes, a:
>>tall, skinny, yet somewhat agile introvert. You barely look like you’re out of high school
>>Lucky
>>Addicted (to sex)

Sage

I'm getting so fucking tired of these shitquests, don't even care anymore if its bait.
Being trans is NOT a goddamn character trait, it is also not a personality; if your one standout characteristic is being trans you are boring, pathetic and a sad baby crying for attention; just like irl people turning transgenderism into their whole personality.
Get a job
Study
A fucking hobby
But Jesus Christ define yourself beyond the current trendy mental illness, I classify you into the same mental box emo kids were until they realized nobody cares and moved on with their lives

>>>/vg/447875110
Artificial Academy 2 General /aa2g/ #1293
Ready to Serve Edition

Welcome, this general is for the discussion of ILLUSION's Artificial Academy 2.

COPY ERROR MESSAGES WITH CTRL+C, PASTE THEM WITH CTRL+V INTO GOOGLE TRANSLATE. JUST CLICK THE WINDOW AND PRESS CTRL + C, IT WORKS.

>Downloads:
/aa2g/ Pre-Installed Game, AA2Mini: https://tsukiyo.me/AAA/AA2MiniPPX.xml
AAUnlimited updates: https://github.com/aa2g/AA2Unlimited/releases

>Information:
AA2Mini Install Guide:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vS8Ap6CrmSNXRsKG9jsIMqHYuHM3Cfs5qE5nX6iIgfzLlcWnmiwzmOrp27ytEMX03lFNRR7U5UXJalA/pub
General FAQ:
https://web.archive.org/web/20200216045726/https://pastebin.com/bhrA6iGx
AAU Guide and Resources (Modules, Tans, Props, Poses, and More):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17qb1X0oOdMKU4OIDp8AfFdLtl5y_4jeOOQfPQ2F-PKQ/edit#gid=0

>Character Cards [Database], now with a list of every NonOC in the megas:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1niC6g-Xd2a2yaY98NBFdAXnURi4ly2-lKty69rkQbJ0/edit#gid=2085826690
https://db.bepis.moe/aa2/

>Mods & More:
Mods for AAU/AA2Mini (ppx format, the mediafire has everything):
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/vwrmdohus4vhh/Mods
/aa2g/ Modding Reference Guide (Slot lists for Hair/Clothes/Faces, List Guides, and More):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1gwmoVpKuSuF0PtEPLEB17eK_dexPaKU106ShZEpBLhg/edit#gid=1751233129
Booru: https://aau.booru.org

>HELP! I have a Nvidia card and my game crashes on startup!
Try the dgVoodoo option in the new win10fix settings.
Alternative: Update your AAU and see if it happens again. If so, disable win10fix, enable wined3d and software vertex processing.
>HELP! Required Windows 11 update broke things!
winkey+R -> ms-settings:developers -> Terminal=Windows Console Host

Previous Thread:
>>>/vg/445943839

>>5775126
John Stuart Mills said various interresting things regarding liberty :
"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. The right to swing my arms in any direction ends where your nose begins."
So, as far as you want to sterilize yourself and eugenize yourself willingly out of the gene pool, most people are exhausted of public space taken by Queer people revendication in the western world, where they achieved legal equality.

Bad faith rethoric and bending numbers give a Trans population around 2%. Reality is closer to 0.07%. So if you're bad-faithed, there are 2 times more Ginger in Europe than trans (in reality, they are around 60 times more). Ginger are heavily prejudiced : Gingerphobic insult include physical comparisons to Ruper Grint and Ed Sheeran, allegation of bad odor and lack of soul, as well as no representation in most self-care items adapted for blemish, freckled skin. Freckles themself are historically prejudiced too.
You don't care about that. Neither does 96% of /qst/ or the world population.
So each time you hear about "trans right" do a bit of mental gymnastic and switch that to ginger. How much of your day is dedicated thinking to a marginalized population you don't give a shit about? How much of political impact and clout is send on that population? Wouldn't it better to spend that energy on feminism (50% world population, 95% if you take into account common misandry nobody gives a shit about too), wealth distribution (50% of the population), climate change? All this issues impact Trans people much, especially poverty as everybody accept well-off people in civilised world.

So please, stop hogging public space and discussion around mental issues less relevant in the wider scope than problem that also affect you, and society at large.

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>>5775135
Fascists (and their bootlickers) are terrified of trans people because trans people refuse to conform and obey

Herbert Marcuse* & John Money.

But yeah, even I'm falling for the bait. You asylum patients just can't help but put your delusions into everything is the point here.

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Can we play house now?
*Veruca St. Salt's Mum
*Violet Beauregarde's Mechamom

><><><>star wars laser noises*

Replace.conciousness.with.1377×infinite.eternal.eva.braun.january.jones.saarapansar.saarapaxton._1377antifascismforeva.avaannettemonske.bloodborne1377+&46=yharnam.santasangre.frida.kahlo.berthe.morisot.howmanytimes.5678.whatcanchangethenatureofaman.paleblood.hunterssssss.341.456.

>>>/vg/447875110
Artificial Academy 2 General /aa2g/ #1293
Ready to Serve Edition

Welcome, this general is for the discussion of ILLUSION's Artificial Academy 2.

COPY ERROR MESSAGES WITH CTRL+C, PASTE THEM WITH CTRL+V INTO GOOGLE TRANSLATE. JUST CLICK THE WINDOW AND PRESS CTRL + C, IT WORKS.

>Downloads:
/aa2g/ Pre-Installed Game, AA2Mini: https://tsukiyo.me/AAA/AA2MiniPPX.xml
AAUnlimited updates: https://github.com/aa2g/AA2Unlimited/releases

>Information:
AA2Mini Install Guide:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vS8Ap6CrmSNXRsKG9jsIMqHYuHM3Cfs5qE5nX6iIgfzLlcWnmiwzmOrp27ytEMX03lFNRR7U5UXJalA/pub
General FAQ:
https://web.archive.org/web/20200216045726/https://pastebin.com/bhrA6iGx
AAU Guide and Resources (Modules, Tans, Props, Poses, and More):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17qb1X0oOdMKU4OIDp8AfFdLtl5y_4jeOOQfPQ2F-PKQ/edit#gid=0

>Character Cards [Database], now with a list of every NonOC in the megas:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1niC6g-Xd2a2yaY98NBFdAXnURi4ly2-lKty69rkQbJ0/edit#gid=2085826690
https://db.bepis.moe/aa2/

>Mods & More:
Mods for AAU/AA2Mini (ppx format, the mediafire has everything):
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/vwrmdohus4vhh/Mods
/aa2g/ Modding Reference Guide (Slot lists for Hair/Clothes/Faces, List Guides, and More):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1gwmoVpKuSuF0PtEPLEB17eK_dexPaKU106ShZEpBLhg/edit#gid=1751233129
Booru: https://aau.booru.org

>HELP! I have a Nvidia card and my game crashes on startup!
Try the dgVoodoo option in the new win10fix settings.
Alternative: Update your AAU and see if it happens again. If so, disable win10fix, enable wined3d and software vertex processing.
>HELP! Required Windows 11 update broke things!
winkey+R -> ms-settings:developers -> Terminal=Windows Console Host

Previous Thread:
>>>/vg/445943839

>>>/vg/447875110
Artificial Academy 2 General /aa2g/ #1293
Ready to Serve Edition

Welcome, this general is for the discussion of ILLUSION's Artificial Academy 2.

COPY ERROR MESSAGES WITH CTRL+C, PASTE THEM WITH CTRL+V INTO GOOGLE TRANSLATE. JUST CLICK THE WINDOW AND PRESS CTRL + C, IT WORKS.

>Downloads:
/aa2g/ Pre-Installed Game, AA2Mini: https://tsukiyo.me/AAA/AA2MiniPPX.xml
AAUnlimited updates: https://github.com/aa2g/AA2Unlimited/releases

>Information:
AA2Mini Install Guide:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vS8Ap6CrmSNXRsKG9jsIMqHYuHM3Cfs5qE5nX6iIgfzLlcWnmiwzmOrp27ytEMX03lFNRR7U5UXJalA/pub
General FAQ:
https://web.archive.org/web/20200216045726/https://pastebin.com/bhrA6iGx
AAU Guide and Resources (Modules, Tans, Props, Poses, and More):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17qb1X0oOdMKU4OIDp8AfFdLtl5y_4jeOOQfPQ2F-PKQ/edit#gid=0

>Character Cards [Database], now with a list of every NonOC in the megas:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1niC6g-Xd2a2yaY98NBFdAXnURi4ly2-lKty69rkQbJ0/edit#gid=2085826690
https://db.bepis.moe/aa2/

>Mods & More:
Mods for AAU/AA2Mini (ppx format, the mediafire has everything):
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/vwrmdohus4vhh/Mods
/aa2g/ Modding Reference Guide (Slot lists for Hair/Clothes/Faces, List Guides, and More):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1gwmoVpKuSuF0PtEPLEB17eK_dexPaKU106ShZEpBLhg/edit#gid=1751233129
Booru: https://aau.booru.org

>HELP! I have a Nvidia card and my game crashes on startup!
Try the dgVoodoo option in the new win10fix settings.
Alternative: Update your AAU and see if it happens again. If so, disable win10fix, enable wined3d and software vertex processing.
>HELP! Required Windows 11 update broke things!
winkey+R -> ms-settings:developers -> Terminal=Windows Console Host

Previous Thread:
>>>/vg/445943839

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Hello.
Let’s say you were transported to a different human civilizational parallel universes every 2 weeks, with no ability to keep your material possessions apart from maybe just clothes you have on. What skills would you use to survive and to stand out in a good way in each of those civilizations.

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Who can solve this?

https://discord.gg/N37M9Ny

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Pussy house
https://discord.gg/N37M9Ny

>>>/vg/442616538
Artificial Academy 2 General /aa2g/ #1289
Butt Stacking Edition

Welcome, this general is for the discussion of ILLUSION's Artificial Academy 2.

COPY ERROR MESSAGES WITH CTRL+C, PASTE THEM WITH CTRL+V INTO GOOGLE TRANSLATE. JUST CLICK THE WINDOW AND PRESS CTRL + C, IT WORKS.

>Downloads:
/aa2g/ Pre-Installed Game, AA2Mini: https://tsukiyo.me/AAA/AA2MiniPPX.xml
AAUnlimited updates: https://github.com/aa2g/AA2Unlimited/releases

>Information:
AA2Mini Install Guide:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vS8Ap6CrmSNXRsKG9jsIMqHYuHM3Cfs5qE5nX6iIgfzLlcWnmiwzmOrp27ytEMX03lFNRR7U5UXJalA/pub
General FAQ:
https://web.archive.org/web/20200216045726/https://pastebin.com/bhrA6iGx
AAU Guide and Resources (Modules, Tans, Props, Poses, and More):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17qb1X0oOdMKU4OIDp8AfFdLtl5y_4jeOOQfPQ2F-PKQ/edit#gid=0

>Character Cards [Database], now with a list of every NonOC in the megas:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1niC6g-Xd2a2yaY98NBFdAXnURi4ly2-lKty69rkQbJ0/edit#gid=2085826690
https://db.bepis.moe/aa2/

>Mods & More:
Mods for AAU/AA2Mini (ppx format, the mediafire has everything):
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/vwrmdohus4vhh/Mods
/aa2g/ Modding Reference Guide (Slot lists for Hair/Clothes/Faces, List Guides, and More):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1gwmoVpKuSuF0PtEPLEB17eK_dexPaKU106ShZEpBLhg/edit#gid=1751233129
Booru: https://aau.booru.org

>HELP! I have a Nvidia card and my game crashes on startup!
Try the dgVoodoo option in the new win10fix settings.
Alternative: Update your AAU and see if it happens again. If so, disable win10fix, enable wined3d and software vertex processing.
>HELP! Required Windows 11 update broke things!
winkey+R -> ms-settings:developers -> Terminal=Windows Console Host

Previous Thread:
>>441051309

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Today, while I was crossing a pedestrian crossing with my bike, a car that stopped to turn suddenly accelerated and flew me from my bike to the other side (then ambulance and police came, I skipped the details to shorten it), as a result, the camera tape was watched and the man was found guilty, also my phone was broken, do you think I can get the money for my phone? By the way, the man forgot his driver's license at home.

>jannies deleting posts calling out OP for flaking to "go out" with "IRL" "friends"
is this reddit?

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Another day, another visit to Weller's Tavern. With two swords crossed over an overflowing tankard of ale as its sign, everyone in town knows it to be the favored hangout of sellswords, huntsman, and adventurers of all sorts. Only the cheapest swill flows from the taps behind the counter, where the worst brewer in Dwarven history runs the bar. He's got a friendly face behind his beard. More importantly to the men who call the tavern their haunt, he's never heard of a brew with an alcohol content under 20%.

Strong drink turns the mercenary sort into a rowdy crew, held in check only by their respect for Weller Redbeard, the brewmaster. But as long as they don't damage the furniture, the old dwarf lets them do their thing. They'll sing off key, they'll throw their fists at people who piss them off, and if a girl's not careful they'll prove themselves to be enemies of women.

Unfortunately for you, none of them want to be your "enemy". They know better. One look at your public attributes scares even the bravest of men off, and for good reason. There are none amongst men or monster who are your equal in battle. Even when you try to lose, you always win. No one even comes close:

Name: Marion Valls, the "Twin Fang Princess"
Age: 32
Class: Ever Victorious Princess Knight
Power Ranking: 999,999,999
Defense Ranking: 999,999,999
Adventurer Rating: Triple S+ (Flee On Sight)
Successful Quests: 27,928

Yet for your immense strength, your private attributes tell a very different story. If you are an absolute winner in the field of battle, you are an absolute loser in the field of romance.

Hands Held: 0 (Parents Don't Count)
Love Confessions: 0 (Imagination Doesn't Count)
S M O O C H E S: 0 (Pets Don't Count)
Sexual Partners: 0 (Toys Don't Count)

A menacing aura floats off you as you see a seedy looking swordsman pat some flat chested witch girl on her butt. Sure see gets flustered for a little bit, but then the two of them are laughing it off and getting disgustingly close. Happy couples like that make you sick. Normies should leave your sight and explode.

Seriously, what's she got that you don't, huh? You've got big boobs, a nice butt, and a cute face! Ruffians should be falling over themselves to cop a feel!

"I wanna be sexually assaulted..." you grumble into your cup, barely audible beneath the loud music and the yammering on about this job or that monster that the sellswords have gotten up to. This is your twelfth drink of the afternoon, and not a single person has tried taking advantage of you. "'Snot fair... I wanna..."

"Lookin' a bit dour there, Mari," Weller spots you, and slides you a plate of chicken wings. "Wha's wrong, lass?"

X [Explain your sorrows]
X [Pull your top down and demand to know what's wrong with your boobs]
X [Stand up, stumble over to the cutest guy you see, and plant a kiss on him]
X [Ask if there's any jobs involving orcs (that can...)]

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I can't read this shit anymore. Why the fuck have dice rolls period if they effectively mean shit at this point? Just save us the time and say Huanliuxue wins forever, and the 5 color fucker passes on all his power to her and everyone lives happily over the rainbow. Because your stupid bugman fantasy novel shit is more suited to jerking off to verses playing an actual game. Just write a WN where the character wins every time despite facing "adversity". The dice rolls are pointless; if there is no real chance of failure and you can see the DC, why play? This is a type of game, a quest, not your excuse to write a power fantasy. There was some tension early on but you are too much of a pussy to have anything of consequence happen, even when your character is just sitting around for months or years cultivating, and even if bad shit happened, you have the closest thing to a literal god to bail them out.

I hope every tea set you order is smashed and all your chink bugman products are filled with asbestos and SARs.

>>5722165
Yeah, yeah what you are trying to do is as clear as daylight. If they are legit votes they can reply again with the same id, takes less than a minute.

>>5722006
>2 - Yes. You kind of want to try. If only to get it out of your head. With whom, when, and where will remain to be seen.

QM here's a handy list of all the samefriends to ignore:
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>>5722011
>>5722065
>>5722067
>>5722069
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>>5722045
>>5722048
>>5722051

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Dear 4chan users please help me to remove the osu logo from r/place. This is a humble request

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>Be divorced rich Hollywood producer who lives in rich part of California
>Have model as gf who also functions as his personal assistant
>Ball-busting wife dating some boring rich guy
>Wife and gf hate each other but often teamup to troll husband
>Producer Can only see his kids some days of the month
>Producer parties with his film industry friends
>Producer fucks hot women like Charlie in 2 and 1/2 Men
Write any sitcom story you want but remember to incorporate these prompts.

>>5709237
I'm literally only here to kill popular quests in the cradle because it's funny.
Remember Trojan War quest tragically dying?
All me baby. All me.

>>5702843
kys spamfag

>>5704951

Hopefully he has reconsidered his life choices and will instead run a quest that isn’t designed to pander to pedophiles and sexual deviants.

I’ll pray for you too, anon

>>5704662
>defending censorship
Keep licking the boot, tranny

>>5703021
Awww, did they strike a little nerve there, pal? :^)
Seethe, cope, mald, dilate.
And you will NEVER be a woman!

>Ape rape quest
>Midge rape quest
>Piss wizard civ
What more will the jannies take from us?

>>5703112
That's why we should burn down pharmaceutical companies, you cissy faggot.

You suppress a look of distaste, for it would not match the charm you wish to exude.

You prefer your men manly, with barrel chests and arms as thick as tree trunks - the better to pin you down and manhandle you while you work your body to milk them. If they have a submissive personality, it makes the reversal of that roll all the more poignant and powerful, as the gap when the small dominate the large can be every bit as delicious as letting a large man use you like an expensive cumrag. This veneer, this façade, it... you do not hate it, and could even enjoy it in small doses, but in this quantity you find that you do not care for it at all.

Their master clearly does, and more power to him for that.

Now there's a man you could appreciate. Beneath the expensive silks of a Parthan sultan, and the lavish gold adornments he affords himself, is a beast of a man tall and broad. Though he like his harem has no hair below his scalp, where it makes them look like they wish to ape the charms of women, he looks like a statue carved from marble. He has the fair skin of the eastern Parthan mountain folk, and a short cropped head of brown hair peaking out from beneath his silk keffiyeh. His muscles ripple across his body, giving him a powerful build indeed.

He lounges upon a throne in the center of the hall, the only break in the sea of cushions forming a path of tiles towards the throne. The seat's high back is decorated with a mural of the night sky, while its red cushions are trimmed with gold and jade. His head is thrown back with an expression of contentment, his eyes shut tight as five harem boys attend to his every need.

One fans him with an ornate wumingshan brought from the far lands of the west and painted with imagery of a great battle between chariot archers and spearmen. Another feeds him olives stuffed with cheese and bacon from a porcelain platter painted with a field of flowers. It takes two of them to attend to his manly needs, both of the kneeling before the throne and worshipping his great manhood with their girlish mouths and soft hands, attending to every inch of it with tongues skillful for what little practice Humes can afford. You could do better, of course, but they certainly have practiced the art of fellatio.

The last sits where would a sultan's favorite wife, curled up to al-Fasek and caressing his hairless chest with delicate fingers. Al-Fasek has taken the harem-boy's plump bottom in his hand, and gently massages it as he enjoys the double fellatio.

You almost hate to interrupt, for it seems like everyone of them is enjoying themselves.

Unfortunately, you have business with the master of this house. Mustering your bountiful charisma, you decide to:
>Be polite, like a courtier come to call.
>Be to the point, because you wish to be done here swiftly.
>Be demanding, for you are irritated by his men-at-arms concealing things from you.
>Be condescending, for you could give him more pleasure than all these boys combined.