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Imagine being such a failure. He had everything he needed to survive and thrive, yet he starved to death in the land of plenty. Utterly pathetic.
Chris McCandless? More like Chris McFoodless KEK.

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>>2839388
thats like 15 years in jail if you get caught, i hope it happens so your wife can finally fuck a nigger cock

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So is he a full blown schizo now?

>>2831553
how about they fuck off back to the third world instead of trying to drag everybody else down into the dirt?

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do you do, the thing that you do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imW5F1OO9N4

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Please help step by step to pirate adobe photoshop

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>>2832460
Sieg #fuck nig
my wifes bull says youre full of shit and im actually a superior human for buying snappy. you peasants will never understand how the best quality tools will actually make your dick bigger

the snappy man comes by work twice a week. he always gives me delicious red vines after i make my $93 payment and tells me i definitely have the biggest dick in the shop. he must really like me because he asked for my home address and my schedule when my wife was home but i wasnt. i think hes planning a surprise party for me being such a model customer.

luckily the shop is tanking because theres no market for animatronic disney based sex dolls. the boss says im going to have to go on salary at $1200 a month but i can take swarf home in my pockets for scrap to subsidize my income. i deserve it because im not even smart enough to use a 2nd work offset or call up a subroutine on the mill.

anyways dont buy chinese tools or your dick will shrivel up and you hurt yourself and never get even the simplest things done.

>>2831725
dead nigger the in the vent

>>2819234
jews

My wife found something awesome too ;)
In my pants ;);)
My penis ;););)

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>>2820812
Why don't you just kill your neighbors and take their land and daughters for yourself?

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>>2810045
Some shitskin's attempt to fool the drug dog, I'm guessing.

>>2804776
Shalom

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To make mustard gas you will need:
Bleach
Amonia
tight rubber tube (can be replaced with a bloon or a condom)
a gasmask your safety
something to put the gas in

Step by step:
1. Open your bleach and put in amonia, close it quickly and shake it to mix the chemicals.
2. Prepear your tube (if you are using a baloon or condom cut its top) and put its entrance over the container you want to store your gas in.
3. Put the second end of your tube over the mixed bleach and amonia and open it, letting the gas into your container thro the tube.
4. Wait some time to let the gas pass and close your container.

CONGRATULATIONS!
You made yourself mustard gas!

(Post made for educational purposes)

Fun Fact!
Prostitutes with STDs took more for thier servicies from solierds during WWI because you could get 2 weeks off after contractin an STD.

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Not much, but a little. I kind of think there are four categories

>Good Ol' Boys, younger guy who take their job seriously as hell - ie the harder the work they more im worth
>Wayward Youth, a guy between the age of 20-25 who cares about the job on a superficial level - is really there for the check. They fuck off a lot, don't care to learn, pay attention to their phone more often than not
>Second Career, an older guy who's 'getting away from sitting at a desk', while still an apprentice they will almost definitely surpass you and take on more responsibility that their level of experience deems right
>Girl Apprentice, an enigma - is she straight or a lesbian? What's going on here?

>>2795670
Holy shit, all this bait in one post and everyone is just falling for it. You don't come here saying this crap, there's no reason to even say anything about losing a pregnancy. Fuck you and fuck your bait. You want to ask a question? Then ask. Saying that shit is literally worse than tripfagging. Bepis is a better human being than you are. Everyone let that sink in. Did everyone fucking forget where they are? Damn. And I've got 4 kids so don't even pull the, "Someday you'll understand" bullshit.

1/10 made me respond

Evasion ban until june 5th. Eh jannfaggot
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>>2796030
really? really really you fucking disgusting modding morons? you fucking delete the posts i made asking you politely to the delete the ofending posts and you delete those and leave the one that fucking matters open? fuck you. seriously. die already.

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>>2794488
You sniffed Drumpf fahrts? Did you get a boner?

This is now a Murat i c a c i d thread

>>2792673
once you realize most people are retarded nigger cattle best kept under lock and key, feudalism and slavery make a lot more sense.

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>Life is life, I’m not sure if it’s even real to see
>So many lies need to be uncovered to be fine
>It’s funny how they think that to rule is too win

>When it’s been tried over and over all have lost
>This will never change until all find peace & love
>Not the fake kind that most confuse for it’s lust

>I have a few things going on, be bothered by
>People I don’t share my life I like to be private
>Soon I’ll be back if everything goes as planned

>>2780929
Got any nails, black powder and det cords laying around too?

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im trying to diy a coil gun, im looking for a circuit that could tell me when the capacitors are fully charged?

here's sage. you morons still bumping.

>>2775689
yeah, it funds them to pay police to arrest people for being black and for schools that teach kids that men can have periods.
No thanks

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You can use a 3d printer to make a ghost gun however the problem is usually the primer which is a pain in the ass to make which gave me an idea.
Instead of lighting the gun powder with primer why not use a spark plug?

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>>2775703
>Open a fuckin window.
That's wasteful energy you faggot yuro.
> Like humidity would even be a problem if your houses weren't made out of fucking wood that can't even dry out properly.
Here's a pic of a rare yuro tornado cucking your beloved super stronk yuro masonry.
In other words, you're a nigger, suck a dick faggot

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Muratic acid

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Porque gostam tanto dela?

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Is it really okay to be gay?

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>>2763811
Because niggers stands in front of juries so often?

Miss at 47 and 9 gay coils from china look at me work on garbage. Kill me if i everam bommerfied
Im out getting fucked up banging boomers teenagers pussy gawhahahahaha

>>2747358
Do you live in sweden or something? Trades are choc full of felons, dropouts and niggers.

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I designed a fully automated Poo Removal Device.

The Jeetshaker is the absolute pinnacle of modern anti-Jeet technology. The Jeetshaker is a 40W vibrating motor used to settle concrete forms, this is attached to some 2x4 cutoffs and secured with 50Lbs of weight sitting on a rubber mat. The Jeetshaker is placed against the wall in residential scenarios where you share a common wall with a Jeet. Jeetshaker should not be placed near bathrooms or adjacent to any infrastructure that is sensitive to vibration. Jeetshaker is an experimental Jeet Removal Device and is provided to /diy/ as-is, with absolutely no warranty.

The Jeetshaker is fully compliant with all local laws regarding "mechanical noises in residential settings", to that end, the Jeetshaker runs a 9 minute cycle every 61 minutes in order to be compliant with city bylaws. Laws vary, and your cycle may need to be adjusted as a result. Jeetshaker Enterprises is not liable for how you use your Jeetshaker.

Jeetshaker is controlled by an inexpensive Zigbee smartplug connected to HomeAssistant. To prevent the Jeetshaker from affecting the operator, Jeetshaker's cycle is disabled unless HomeAssistant's alarm status=armed_away.

https://streamable.com/vr99ap

Welcome to the future anon. Welcome to Jeetshaker.

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Everything is a drag. I know I shouldn't complain, people are way worse off than me, yet I feel this way.

>I have my own apartment, it's small and noisy but I own the place and its low cost
>Got a good job, long and shit hours but do I part time so I'm free on a lot of days
>Got a super sweet and hot young gf
>Am relative /fit/
>Don't enjoy things anymore like gym, videogames, movies, outdoors, partying
>Basically just stuck watching youtube and browsing this shithole in my free time

Nothing really to complain about, better off than most, problem is I don't have many goals. It's just a drag or a dead end. I know I will never be able to make big bucks with my job and will always have to stay a wageslave. And 'just get a hobby' is also something that's easier said than done.

So yeah, any advice/people with same problem that figured out a way out?

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/THREAD
Ironically I almost blew off the first reply, but the anon's suggestion turned out to be the most helpful. Thanks a lot, son. And don't forget to vote for Donald J Trump in the primaries and in the general election. Vote for him as if your nation's future depended on it.

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>>2742223
>Is electricity cute?

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>Get college degree but feel like getting into trades
>work for an apartment as a handyman for half a year
>quit and apply to every entry level plumbing job in a 30 mile radius of a big city
>It's been months, fuckin nothing
>check stats, at least 100 people have applied to every position
This is especially frustrating because I've interacted with the craftsmanship of a lot of "plumbers" through my other work and they are incompetent half the time, fuck up basic pvc and toilet repairs constantly, dumb as shit in a lot of cases.

I can keep working for myself, I'm not going under as it is, but fuck this has been a humbling experience.

>>2741674
post pics of your stinkditch

>>2734427
Addendum: Im 8 years old and this joke was peak comedy in my mind.

>>2727877
Kek I fucking hate kikes so much it’s unreal

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how to make pure ricin

>>2724139
how do you think your digestion works? you dumb nigger

>>2724457
Some background so it won't be deleted this time:
-there is a wreck on my own property, left by previous asshole owners, and authorities won't tow it away. I cannot do it on my own because reasons (beaurocratic easter european shithole reasons).

I need to know how to leave a battery there, for it to catch fire weeks later.
Help me, I know this is borderline illegal, but doing this legally will cost me loads of money and weeks of court time.
Car is legit junk, and its only value is for previous asshole - for pissing me off.
Normally I'd just do it in the dead of the night but there are cameras on the roads.

Hey, first off - electronics are black magicks to me.
With this off the way - I have some rc cars, and along with them, a pile of lipo and nimh batteries.

I know how to store them properly, but I also need one to leave someplace and catch fire in some weeks time.
What is the correct (and stealthy) way of doing this?

>>2721486
>By 2050, there will be more people on the planet than our current food system can support.

Stop feeding Niggers.

russia is spiritually african. gotta keep the other niggers off your shit somehow and their gun ownership laws are almost as bad as canada so that's off the table.

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instead they will get worse and worse every year

Ayo niggas I iz dum an I liek need this pipe gone n shieet but this muhfugga BIX NOOD bitchass nigga yo he wont remove it
And im like not gonna lift the bike over the pipe n shieet or cut da lock nigga cuz im in truble with the PO-LICE cuz dey be keepin da black mans down yo cuz like i got a tracker on me n shieet cuz dey be racis

Cuz i like chained muh bike to it nigga its mine because i says so and nobody says nos to Tyrone Jamreish Jameson Boberts u got me nigga?
i like need ma bike nigga like for real pussy ass niggas

Ayo fuckmuhfuggin dick shieet nigga ass
Could real go foe some watumella muhnigga

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instead they will get worse every year

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>>2715350
>>2715378
I think he mean this one. This is SFW janny

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I'm struggling to make some adequate tool paths for my Aimpoint ACRO cut on Glock slide. anyone skilled on fusion360 cam? I'd like to do it in 4 operation, rough cut down to final height, a finishing pass to take care of the stock left radially, machine the overhanging dovetails and chamfer

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Hey diy I have a unique proposal I've recently started making my own videogames in unreal engine. The problem is not blueprints, c++, or anything else. I just get stumped on levels and realistic expectations. So what I thought might be interesting to try is this. Take suggestions from you all on the details, so here's the choices (3D games)

Gimmicks
Be the monster
SCP
Ghost, Possession
hybrid mechanics (movement shooter, first person real time strat ,etc.)
Write-in
Genre
Shooter
RPG
Movement/platform
etc. Write-in
POV
>1st (You know what this one is)
>2nd (View of yourself from the first person perspective of someone else)
>3rd (you know what this one is)
>4th (Inconsistent view point)
Level/maps
>starting location
>room details
>halls (how it relates to and connects with other parts of the level)
>relation to gameplay or gimmicks
Write-in
Gameplay mechanics and story
>To be decided and executed by me, but feed back is welcome.
>things like movement how the character should move and act etc.
primitive example
Character should move like a normal person and be able to jump or sprint

I didn't go to Qsts because this is more of a long form thing and I'm not a professional yet. It's definetly not my first rodeo but I switched from unity to unreal because of their grifting. So it's my introduction and a switch from c# to C++.

I'm hiring apartment maintenance techs with no exerience at 25 an hour, 16 holidays and 2 weeks vacation and can only find 70 year olds and niggers. Both of which I refuse to hire.

>>2709748
I had some fucking spics ran by a jew amd they left like 20 pieces of the level system plastic shims around the floor especially in the corners


After they grouped and were 'done I wasn't just being a Karen

>>2702675
>dowry cultures
shitskins

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>>2700826
Suicide is a permanent solution for a permanent problem. A gun is a good method. Just be sure to aim for the right spot

>>2697799
I piss a lot of jews off for being white

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>>2699228
I only nave experience with fluorescent UVC tubes, they do smell of ozone and require a quartz glass fixture to pass through.
Last time I checked legit ones powerful enough were pretty expensive, the chink ones are gonna be fake or very low power at best.

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How can I stage a workplace accident?

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How do I remove my local neighbourhood from foreigners?
I am desperate for any piece of advice you can get me

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*psssssshhhttt p p p p p. Ppppfffttttttttfffffpppppppp*

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Why do you faggots use the same pepe overand over. Fuck yourself. Go shit up another board NIGGER.

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What does "turbo" mean? This usage seems incorrect, even figuratively.

>>2683232
brother, i don't have to see a selfie of you to know you're retarded. Not my bag that your mulatto mom fucked your nigger dad and he left for cigs. That's on you to get past the anger.

>>2682930
my cock is unstoppable

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Get in here bros

discord gg/ucBaNZT2wE

The server name is a facade

Pic rel is an esteemed member of our server

>>2682090
Jews and blacks cause bad stuff for everyone regardless of age...

So lets just start grouping people together by demographics and rounding them up to be euthanized.

That sounds like a great idea!

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What does toilet paper block that a hepa filter can't?

There is some kind of contaminant in here. Causes a heavy stuffy feeling in your chest.

I got a hepa filter to get rid of it.

Doesn't work.

Had a radical idea that if the mucus membranes of the lungs can catch it, perhaps wet toilet paper could too.

It did, but even stranger is that it works not wet.

So what the fuck? What the fuck can toilet paper catch that the hepa filter can't?

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Hi 4cuck!!!!!!

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Bro what is that

>>2662665
Just wait until your boy troons out, then I'll have him calling me daddy

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Anyone know how to screw my wife?

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>>2662639
YWNBAW

No go cry to the jannies, faggot. Hope you're pinned between two vehicles and burned alive.

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What is the cat reading, can you answer it?

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Phone reacts to me pressing the power button (android), holding the power button makes a little vibration as if its just turned on or turned off, but its not that because sometimes just while pressing the screen it will turn on, for 1 sec, cant find anything on this on google, and nothing I can really do about it, cuz i cant reboot it, i hope its not the battery, but shouldnt be, was working fine earlier today, just a random issue now

>>2657264

Niggers will unironically ride around with their niglets in the car stealing packages, and when they give the kid the tainted candy bar they will go to the ER and they WILL sue you. They may not win, but they WILL try this. Their time has no value, but it will be an irritation to you. Booby trapping is also illegal in most if not all states and if you live in a liberal shithole where porch pirates thrive, there is a decent chance you get charged by some worthless ADA straight out of lawyerschool where they learned that restorative justice and righting the wrongs of the justice system by freeing criminals and letting victims deal with it is the way to go.

I have seen very similar things happen.

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How to map out correct translucency/refractions/reflection/caustics of several objects in an image,
I e, glass, crystals

Based on their properties, positions

Maybe take picture here

And describe the material(as translucence) based on various random situations

You need to lance the battery to remove the pressure. The high pressure makes the electrons move too fast for the phone and it can't turn on.

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Are females good tradies?

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>>2651757

>>2651450
Just say "niggers"