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Trump is your president. Cry more.

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I'm so stressed everyday thanks to my work and personal life. All I think about is the bullshit that plagues my work even when I clock out and I want these intrusive thoughts to stop. I need them to stop and drinking seems like a good way to do that.

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Frasier takedown of English cooking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y32pC7NYUc0

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>um sweaty the adults are talking. Trump is going to ruin the econ-
Yeah, what? I'm thinking we're so fucking back.

>>21178538
It’s so nice to finally have someone in government that is actually getting shit done.

>>21177870
>>21177876
>>21177882
>>21177886
Americans should be range-banned from /ck/, they have nothing to contribute and have no clue how to cook anything, unless it's a brand name take out, or comes from a packet or can.

The only thing nyc has the best of is jew tunnels and cuckolds

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Is it really this complex when eating sushi?
I have never tried it and I don't want to embarrass myself..

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Are bananas good for you

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>replaces your lunch

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>>21176385

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why do women love this so much?

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Do you have a favorite historical recipe?

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>>21174736
Post the webm.

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why do Americans have to buy apples individually

>>21169797
Looks good. I hate coloured people. Trannies in the girls bathroom.

>>21172716
Well, shovel-toothed gooks can fuckniff as well.

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he's orangefooling himself

https://youtu.be/ahGGanfPDJw?si=WeDso8ZkZjbtZE0Z&t=849

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What are tradwives supposed to cook?

you can say niggers you know. trump won.

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Those are the exact words of Marco Pierre White during a recent AMA when his opinion on /CK/ was solicited.

What is your reaction?

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I often watch Korean and Japanese street food channels. They are always clean, tidy and fresh. But often the algorithm shows Indian street food LMAO. I have almost vomited more than twice while watching it. Don't get me wrong, I am not /pol/ack. But how can Indians, Pakistanis, Bangladeshis or Nepalis survive by eating this kind of food that looks like animal feed? Anyway, I don't eat Chinese food often because it doesn't seem hygienic (People say that Chinese people cook without washing their hands and do not shower) So, I don't eat ethnic food often except for Japanese food or Korean food.

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>>21168376
Get that street shitter freak food away from me

>>21163388
Trump will fix it
Oh wait he's too busy commiting ethnic cleansing for his masters

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I was willing to give Trump a chance. If my grocery bill went down, its like whatever I don't care about the other faggotry. But this stupid retard couldn't even deliver on the ONE thing his gay ass fanbase wouldn't shut up about.

Now we get that faggot Elon self inserting his own agenda into everything AND there's a limit on eggs. Well down retards LOL

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what do you feed to your 'eens?

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Do you prefer hard or soft tacos? For me it's soft because every time I've ever had a hard shell taco it shatters like the windows of Jewish businesses in Nazi Germany every time I take a bite and then falls apart in my hands

>watching a negro stuff her face with junk food slathered in sauce
is this a fetish thing or something? why would anyone watch this shit?

>>20790315
if i were a woman my dick would still be bigger than yours

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money is gay

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>Food and cooking board
>70% of threads are about ultra-processed chemical shit and fast food

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Boy, I think about it every night and day
I'm addicted, wanna drown inside
I wouldn't wanna have it any other way
I'm addicted and I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough

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>funny post pretending it's actually good

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Do Jews eat poutine?

>>20787883
I thought you just take the whole potatoes and shove them up your ass if you're a nigger loving faggot

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Are you filtering by videos posted prior to 2018? Most of the current food content is extremely slick and has attractive, well dressed people in it. I posted a thread on this topic last week but it was deleted and I got a warning about "off topic" so you'll probably get banned

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NO, jannies, NO. BAD jannies. Remember how we told you not to be complete fucking retards? Like when you deleted half the blue boards earlier? Then--you complete and utter failures--then, you turn around and delete the Big Texan General, just as BIG HOSS was nearing the halfway point of his meal, just as /ck/ is trying to rebuild.

https://warosu.org/ck/thread/20783632

BIG UP BIG TEXAN. THIS IS FOOD AND COOKING.
FUCK THE JANNIES, THE MODS, AND ALL OTHER NEWFAG TROONS

inb4 unappealable 3day ban, because the jannies are too new to know about Hiro-approved meta threads, and nothing can EVER improve

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BTG -- BIG TEXAN GENERAL.
Watch Hosses try and take on the LEGENDARY TEX CHALLENGE.
https://www.bigtexan.com/live-stream/


72-ounce Steak Challenge Rules

1. Entire meal must be completed in one hour. If any of the meal is not consumed (swallowed)…YOU LOSE!
2. Before the time starts, you will be allowed to cut into the steak, and take one bite. If the steak tastes good and is cooked to your satisfaction, we will start the time upon your acceptable approval. The time will not stop, and the contest is on, so make SURE before you say “yes.”
3. Once you have started you are not allowed to stand up, leave your table, or have anyone else TOUCH the meal.
4. You will be disqualified if anyone assists you in cutting, preparing or eating of your meal. This is YOUR contest.
5. You don’t have to eat the fat, but we will judge this.
6. Should you become ill, the contest is over… YOU LOSE! (Please use the container provided as necessary.)
7. You are required to pay the full amount up front; if you win we will refund 100%.
8.You must sit at a table that we assign.
9. If you do not win the steak challenge, you are welcome to take the leftovers with you.
10. No consumption or sharing of the leftovers is allowed in the restaurant once the contest is over.
11. If you fail to complete the challenge, you must pay the full $72 dollars.

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>fuck up the site
>ban people for talking about it

>>20782649
I've been banned multiple times for completely on topic posts
they just treat the site like their own personal toy now and delete anything they don't like
that's why any posts about low carb or anti-slop get taken down but vegans can post as much as they want

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i print UPC stickers at home. I'm dirt poor but eat steak cooked in top shelf butter all the time. I don't get greedy and just use them on a 1 or 2 high value items i couldn't otherwise afford.

>>20780957
Little mutt logging into his pig trough account to reup on his goyslop lmao

Do Americans really?

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for me, it's Red Bull

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Imagine having eaten this good.

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had some garlic bread with sardines earlier and my braps were so fetid that my dog threw up. Thoughts?

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How do I do a sunny-side-up egg without the yolk breaking, the top being raw, or the bottom being burnt?

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why do redditors like this style of meat so much? the pink stuff is chewy and has no flavor. i just eat the crust off and throw away the center since it's not worth my time to chew chew chew

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>>20769948
what coffee maker was it originally? what was wrong with it? :^)

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Calling all evildoers

>>20774542
Trump-fags getting offended by the "Orange Fool" episode are like kikes who get offended if someone talks about globalist bankers destroying the world.

If you hear someone talking about something like this and immediately think "that sounds like me," maybe you should reconsider your life.

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I just want to say back in 2012 or so I came to this board saying all the food is poison and s 0 y, glyphosate, atrazine, etc is in everything. I was being tortured daily and yet I still bothered to tell you, and I was attacked everywhere I went relentlessly. Think about that. I was running at 40% tops, constant pain, whole body nerve pain, couldn't sleep, couldn't eat without further punishment. I gathered together everything wrong with the world and gave it on a silver platter, and was attacked for it. A necessary lesson but part of me retains an extreme bitterness.

Most people are apparently aware now, but the overarching response is so disorganized, poisoned, and tribally polarized, as to be... well, it works. But it's not what I want. I want more than the same boomer-esque cattle brained shit that got us here.

>conservative christian republican
>pretend he made the episode to be leftist and anti trump
it doesn't make sense
nothing about him screams activist or leftist

>>20774613
>if you are conservative you have to like trump
>if you dont you are leftist larping

>>20774621
no i get that he's probably the never-trumper sort of christian conservatives, but ive seen plenty of anons claim he's a leftist who hates trump because of that

The goal of transgenderism is to sterilize as many gay people as they can before they get caught.

>>20766905
Homosexuality is literally encouraged by the power-structure

>>20770097
um no it isn't the opposite of that
the power structure is christian nationalists, and they hate that
you can't pass a law they don't agree with

>>20766905
What would gay people do if they weren't sterilized?
Breed?

>>20772721
I love making white people so mad. You are so easy to trigger.

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>you ARE checking the dumpsters of italian restaurants for pizza, right!?

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Why aren't there any real people on food social media anymore? It's all attractive coastal people in studio lighting with new, expensive stuff, cooking aesthetically pleasing, trendy foods that you probably wouldn't mind eating. What happened to flyover land circus freaks making nightmare food surrounded by unironic kitsch under grim lighting?

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I'm frustrated.

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>>20770401

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>Tfw they won't let me get away with injecting modern politics into their historic recreation content with impunity

Roundhouse kick antis

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Why does this board not have a sticky? Like, I finally got my own place and figured its time to become a kino cook guided by my favorite site ever but there is no sticky? Where is the guide with parameters such as taste, health, time etc.?

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dammit this.

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if your resting heart rate is above 70 i will NOT be taking your advice on food & cooking.

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worst era of /ck/ by far

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Ice cream is a dairy product which causes indigestion, bad skin and it even lowers testosterone. The act of consuming ice cream turns you into a low test cuck by proxy and forces your body to become ridden with ailments. Humans were not made to consume milk after infancy and we are definitely not supposed to be drinking the milk of another animal

>>20765827
I too hate niggers. I can't stand being around them in public, the way they sound and smell is like nails on a chalkboard to me. We need to bring back something like Jim Crow laws to keep them separated from White society, and I'll stand by that sentiment until the day I die.

What were we talking about, though?

>>20765741
I also avoid black-owned places. When I lived in Chicago they were always dirty and the sassy black woman taking my order could barely put a coherent sentence together. If I'm hungry, I'se sho' ain't in no mood to be dealin' wid Aunt Jemima.

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Redditors have ruined coffee for me. It like tattoos, watches, drugs. etc They fucking insisted on making these things their entire fucking identity and make them fucking nerdy to the point it's fucking cringe. I literally will just buy instant coffee granules and will never buy a fucking coffee ever again. fuck you people!

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If you are brown post your country's food calendar
If you are white just post the in store prices

>>20754353
>>Go to a legit family run restaurant.
You mean to immigrants since white family owned anything isn't allowed anywhere anymore?

>>20751900
man, if only western governments had some sort of socialist system of government that would protect the national interests of its citizens...

nah, it could never work

>>20753560
No, I really don't think so. Your local Walmart and Amazon warehouse have at least that many people getting abused at shit wages for years on end and none of those places burn down. We used to live in full on feudalism where specifically every level of society was subservient to the one above them in the hierarchy and the peasants toiling in the fields didn't burn down their lord's manor. Hell even slavery in the US, how many times did outright slaves kill the plantation owners? And those were unruly feral nogs with an even more justified set of grievances than our hypothetical paid servants. You may not like it but people as a whole absolutely will accept conditions like this.

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REALLY funny post pretending it looks good


you can laugh now

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now that the dust has settled, who is better at cooking ethnic food? söylenial hipster whites who double as tattoo artists, or imported browns of dubious hygiene?

>>20758861
Fucking subhuman dysgenic kike filth

>>20758705
ywnbaw

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>oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come hither, my poppet, I've decided on what I shall dine upon today.
>May I have the BEARDY MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA
>Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR ANAL LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade,' and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle!
*taps glass*
>and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!

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Its cruelty against animals.

>>20754236
No and I'm not a nigger like you

>>20751086
>>20751087
kike lovers will never succeed, cry more

>>20750775
YWNBAW

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As you have forsaken Flavortown, so you have forsaken Me.
My curse shall lie upon this board for seven times seven generations.

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I hate everything about food.
I hate cooking food.
I hate shopping for food.
I hate looking at food.
I hate the act of eating.
I hate that almost all food leads to some form of waste.
I hate that most food is objectively poison.
I hate that it's not socially acceptable to reject a meal from someone else.
I hate that people have opinions about things that only exist to be put into your mouth and swallowed.
I hate how women have zero intelligence about any topic but can ramble about food for hours.
I hate how most kitchen appliances just exist to heat something up or beat the shit out of it.
I hate shows about food. In fact I hate any form of media focused on food.

>>20745338
Man fuck yo cracker ass fr ho, naa an gd homie *SMACKS LIPS* I AIN GON HOL up yo. get the gliky with the switchy, cop me some free chicken

Disgusting third worlder food

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Does anyone else eat fruit like they're eating a pussy? I subconsciously do it, sometimes even around my family

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For me it's the McChicken, I get them 4/$5 in the app babababa brappp I'm loving it!

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>>20744458
>literally any chink cooking
>dumps a whole bag of MSG into it

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How do I stop drinking? I need to quit

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I've only been in one strip club (as an adult)
They only served vodka which has sulfites and makes me projectile vomit
I was at a SHOT Show event and hooked up with Dugan Ashley and some other YouTubers and their entourage, we were slamming shots with the biggest ginger nigger I have ever seen in my life and they grabbed me by the shoulders and told me "we're going to a show"
We piled into a couple of Suburbans and hoofed it across Vegas
I remember at one point we all had to get out and emergency switch cars in a hotel parking lot, but not much else until we hit the club
They checked us for weapons (which we all fucking had) and one guy had a knife worth like $600, so I hid it in my laptop bag, which they checked
After we got there and some stripper with a C-section scar gave me a lap-dance against my will
This particular SHOT I attended with my wife, she was at our hotel, and the stripper was spreading her coconut oil all over all of my clothes
Thankfully one dude who was with our party saw how much shit I was going to catch and paid her $20 to go away
It didn't occur to me
So I just kept smoking cigarettes and tried to order anything other than a fucking vodka-cran, but no, and it went on for a couple of hours
And then it all hit me
I was rock sober
In a strip club
That was playing shitty Israeli off-license house music
In Vegas
So I was like, "Imma see myself out," went up to the front desk, got my bag, went back into the club to give the guy his knife back, and said "So much for all this security theater" and hailed a cab
The cabbie offered to take me to a whorehouse if that's what I needed, I told him I needed a shower
When I got back to the hotel, I told my wife, "Don't fucking come into the bathroom, I reek," and God damn, I stunk up the whole room (which was huge, it was the Trump hotel)
Then I crashed
The hotel staff not only de-smoked the bathroom they also laundered all my clothes that I left piled on the floor in a couple of hours, not their first rodeo

i didn't ask any of you dumb joggers about any of this.
i need to eat food. what food?

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You're at the Smoldering Corpse Bar. What do you order? For me, it's a couple of barrels of Styx wash.